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    I love all these stories!!

    Wishing Mummyhopeful a happy and healthy 9 months!
    MMC at 9 weeks, Nov 2009 - Love you forever little one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minxy
    OH was relieved there was no-one else in the swimming changing rooms when Stanley said 'Aw Daddy, I love your willy'

    Love it!!


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    Re: The things they say! Lol

    Resurrecting this thread for a gem Hayden came out with just now!

    Me "Hayden why are you holding your willy do you need a wee?
    Hayden "It hurts.."
    *I had a look and pulled some fluff off..*

    Hayden "MUMMMY NOO you've broken my willy..My willy is going to fall apart now, You're horrible mummy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran
    Resurrecting this thread for a gem Hayden came out with just now!

    Me "Hayden why are you holding your willy do you need a wee?
    Hayden "It hurts.."
    *I had a look and pulled some fluff off..*

    Hayden "MUMMMY NOO you've broken my willy..My willy is going to fall apart now, You're horrible mummy"
    what is it with Boys and Willies.......

    I let Oran "Paint" the chicken yesturday (as in put oil on the skin with a little brush) I left him to it and put the oven on and I turned round and he has a BIG grin on his face and his finger stuck up the chickens bum ( ) and proudly said "Look mummy, I found the chickens bum...where is its widgiey, I want to touch that to and look at it" I giggled and said "take your figer out of its bum, son, and chickens don't have widgies" so he just shrugged, jumped of the chair said "ok see you later mummy, thanks for saying" and ran to watch mickey mouse. (I don't actually know if Chickens have widgies or not, or how they have sex....its not something I can say Ive ever thought about )

    Some other ones
    sat on the loo for ages after telling me he needed a poo "nope mummy it doesnt exactly want to come now...hmmm...I think its gone to bed cause im going to bed to you know..hmmm...maybe it will wake up when I do and go away in the toilet then...hmmmm.....oh well, no smelly poo for you mummy" (I love how he says hhmmmmmm and rolls his eyes up to the sky when he is thinking what to say)

    He does crack me up



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    chicken's widgie.


    Stanley and I saw a bee at the park the other day. I said it was up late and needed to go to sleep.

    Stanley: Hello Barry Bee, you need to go to sleepy now. Why don't you watch a video on your special chair and then you will sleep?

    Me: Blushes and hopes other parents aren't listening to the damning retelling of my parenting skills
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    I can't wait for Tank to say some silly things

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    Trying to work out if Austin knows our real names:

    OH: What do you call me?
    Austin: Daddy
    OH: And what does Mummy call me?
    Austin: Grumpy

    Me:

    OH: :shakehead:






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    Watching Doctor Who on Christmas Day: Are the Garlics coming mummy?


    And he's spending lots of time singing his new song 'Token Bear'.





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    omg this thread is so funny..!!! i've been proper laughing out loud!!!
    xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minxy
    Watching Doctor Who on Christmas Day: Are the Garlics coming mummy?

    And he's spending lots of time singing his new song 'Token Bear'.

    From the Go Compare ad
    Kenzi loves the go compare ad lol he is constantly singing it, he woke up the other day and that was the first thing he said .......... 'go compaaaaare'

    This thread is great, i love it

    In Next today walking past the accessories :

    Kenzi: Daddy, i want one of those, like Uncle Lee!
    DH : one of what Kenzi?
    Kenzi : you know, those Willy Hats!
    DH : pardon??
    Kenzi : this daddy, this.
    DH : Oh i'll think you'll find thats called a 'Wooly Hat'
    Kenzi : Yes, a willy hat

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    Re: The things they say! Lol

    Ellie has come out with some great ones recently, one was looking at a photo taken of me and hubby before we were married.

    Ellie: "Where's Ellie?"
    Me: "It was before you were born".
    Ellie: "Was I in your tummy?"
    Me: "No it was even before you were in Mummy's tummy".
    Ellie: "Was I in Daddy's tummy?"

    Another one we were playing with her animals and she offered me a horse to eat.

    Me: "I would rather have a cow"
    Ellie: "Don't be silly you can't eat cows"
    Me: "Yes we do, steak comes from cows"
    Ellie: "Would you like a sausage"
    Me: "Yes please, Sausages come from pigs"
    Ellie: "Yes, they poo them"
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    When we brought Grace home from the hospital, DFs nephew asked if we'd got her from the hospital shop and told his mum to go to the hospital shop to get him a brother




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    Quote Originally Posted by Casey
    In Next today walking past the accessories :

    Kenzi: Daddy, i want one of those, like Uncle Lee!
    DH : one of what Kenzi?
    Kenzi : you know, those Willy Hats!
    DH : pardon??
    Kenzi : this daddy, this.
    DH : Oh i'll think you'll find thats called a 'Wooly Hat'
    Kenzi : Yes, a willy hat

    Austin went through a phase of calling his wellies 'willies'. Earlier in the year we'd been out for a walk & OH was giving Austin a shoulder ride home when one of his boots slipped of. I'll never forget OH's face as Austin started shouting "Oh no! Daddy, my willy's fallen off! MY WILLY HAS FALLEN OFF!!!"






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    Quote Originally Posted by maybebaby
    Quote Originally Posted by Casey
    In Next today walking past the accessories :

    Kenzi: Daddy, i want one of those, like Uncle Lee!
    DH : one of what Kenzi?
    Kenzi : you know, those Willy Hats!
    DH : pardon??
    Kenzi : this daddy, this.
    DH : Oh i'll think you'll find thats called a 'Wooly Hat'
    Kenzi : Yes, a willy hat

    Austin went through a phase of calling his wellies 'willies'. Earlier in the year we'd been out for a walk & OH was giving Austin a shoulder ride home when one of his boots slipped of. I'll never forget OH's face as Austin started shouting "Oh no! Daddy, my willy's fallen off! MY WILLY HAS FALLEN OFF!!!"
    Casey x
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    Our Angel Kori would be 5 years old,
    Kenzi is 4 years old &


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    Re: The things they say! Lol

    My box of just brazils are missing from my bedroom, I asked Hayden if he had seen them and got

    'Oh yes mummy, I know what happened to them, a big bad thing came and took them away, I didn't eat them'


    Cheering for the dating thread ladies!

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